Raising Nadia/Transcript


 *  Edith: (voice-over) Once upon a time... in New York 1988.
 * [Edith is seen powerlifting, Mila passes by, drink Soplar.]
 *  Mila: Hey, Edith! I traded a peanut for 5 bottles of "Soplar" from a guy from a van!
 * Edith: I DON'T CARE! I gotta get a HOT date tonight. Holy crap, I gotta find my best dress. My dirtbag father let me ate those fatty pile of cheese. And I won't rest until I get thin and sexy. No one messes with EDITH WALNUTS! NOBODY!!
 * Mila: Can I wear your track suit?
 * Edith: HELL NO! Shut your filthy trap!
 * [Edith brutally kicks Mila in the face.]
 * Edith: Roadhouse, baby.
 * [At a teen nightclub...]
 *  Ben:: Hey, Edith! I know a guy, his name is Gaydar and his a heterosexual.
 * Edith: Shut up, Ben. WAITER, GIMME A COCKTAIL--!
 * [Edith and Ben are seen in a cabin, drunk.]
 * Ben: [sexually] Edith, if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
 * Edith: WHAT?! HELL NO!
 * Ben: [sexually] Come on baby, I find the most erotic part of the woman are the breasts.
 * Edith: [sexually] Ohh, baby.
 * [Edith takes off her shoes and she and Ben started kissing sexually and erotically.]
 * [In the body, Ben's sperms travel to Edith's egg, one sperm enters the egg.]
 * [The next morning...]
 * [Edith vomits in her garbage bin...]
 * Ben: Edith, I'm so sorry. I, uh--
 * [Edith chokes Ben, emotionally.]
 * Edith: YOU STINK PIG! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!! MY vagina will never be the same.
 * Ben: You're... vagina.
 * Edith: WHERE A CONDOM NEXT TIME, YOU JERK!
 * 6 MONTHS LATER...
 * Edith: [cries emotionally] I still got womanly needs! Who's gonna look twice at me with this dirty wrinkly old vagina?
 * Mila: Well, not me, that's for sure! I need one more Soplar. [Mila puts gets another Soplar. While she drinks it, she gets another.] And one more to wash that Soplar taste outta my mouth. [While she drinks, she gets another drink.] What are you gonna name her?